ontology

Going to start categorizing everything i do as:
HIGH BROW, LOW BROW, MIDDLE BROW, no BROW or n/a:
such as, this evening i watched: HIGH FIDELITY (midbrow: Sonic Death Monkey, Kathleen Turner Overdrive, Barry Jive, and the Uptown Five) Try it with me to get a meta-sense of all your pretentious friends! Then later I watched Foucault and Chomsky translated debates on youtube.com THUS high brow.
Where this type of categorization will lead me I know not.